Embarrassing moment #1

If anyone has had a more embarrassing me, I beg to differ. My past week was an alost crawl into a hole - red faced fest. #1 started at the doctor's office and little Amelia's 3 year old check up. I take her and Bailey to the appt. When we got there, the doctor asked all the standard questions, and it being Mia's appt, was directing them to her. Probably to hear her speak and everything. Well, Bailey decided it was his time to shine and answered every question about Mia. Then cam the embarrassment. Doc: Amelia, do you sleep in a big girl bed? Mia: No, I sleep on the floor. Bailey (with his 2cents): And I sleep on the floor too, and mom says I can't have a bed until we move. (wonderful, simplay wonderful). Doc: are you a good eater? What did you have for breakfast? Amelia: I had candy bars! (obviuously the doctor didn't find humor in the fact that we call cereal bars candy bars.) Amelia proceeded to tell the doctor that she had no helmet (she has 2) and that she never brushes her teeth becuase she doesn't own a toothbrush. (Did I not just take her the day before to the dentist where she got a brand new one?) I am awaiting the knock on the door for CPS to come knocking.